The Gates Open ... Don't Run - Speed-Walk

I tried to find some video of this, but couldn't. Yesterday CBS showed the gates open at Augusta National and people speed-walking to their chosen golf watching locations.

The speed walk is one of mans' most awkward inventions. I assume the speed-walk at Augusta is used in order to not appear rude and maintain a level of decency. Speed-walkers, you have failed.

The speed-walkers were impaired by their chairs and umbrellas. I think one guy was holding an arm in his hand (presumably the rest of his friend wasn't quite as speedy).

All this to say, if I'm ever at Augusta and by some chance get to the front of the line before the gates open, I'm going to run to wherever it is I want to go. No speed-walking for me.